Is this supposed to be scary? Creepy noises, spooky dreams? That's it?!

I could do better with both arms broken! This is downright pathetic! You'll have to do a better job if you want to scare me!

FINALLY. That was way, WAY too hard for just one home. It's not even as big as the last one! Also all of you suck for not even helping-

...I missed something.

[it clicks off, and then like ten minutes later it clicks back on]

I can't leave you guys alone for five minutes, can I?

Stupid fire! I shouldn't have to play firefighter just to keep my damn home from burning down! Ice doesn't even work that well!

[A pause.]

And there's only really one wall left.

[He doesn't sound too pleased as he says the next part, though he's calmed down a bit.]

Che. I guess I'll have to play mason next. This place is stupid.

[There's the sound of a button being pressed, as he meant to turn it off there, but since he'd been trying to fight the fires all yesterday and didn't really sleep last night he messed up and pushed the wrong button. This last part is said quietly to himself, and he most definitely didn't intend for it to be picked up.]

It's lucky none of them died, though. Heh, if I were one to be thankful, I'd be thankful for that.

This place is filthy. Fay, go clean it! I don't pay you to sit around and do nothing all day.

So I saw that there's some newcomers, and it looks like they're sticking around longer then the last batch. Those of you who want to be protected here, say something. I'll test you and see if you're worthy of being one of my vassals or minions.

Heh. So there's more people in my place now. Not that I mind, since it just means that there's more minions for me.

Hey! All of you newcomers better pay attention! I'm Laharl, the Overlord of this place. If you cross me, you're as good as dead. Got it?

((OOC: so all of these should count as separate posts to the network. I just posted them in one post to save everyone's flists.))

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[the terminal kicks on as Laharl walks near it, but he seems unaware of it as he stomps on by while ranting to himself]

stupid fruity mage I'm going to kick his ASS when I find him he is so DEAD he better be ready for my wrath

[then as he walks away the terminal kicks off.]

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[once again a terminal kicks on, and it's the same as before]

never in my life have I seen someone so stupid and retarded that he would dare challenge me! I'm the great Overlord Laharl! Who does

[and it turns off again]

28

[same as before]

No, I won't kill him. Then I'll lose my powers and it'll all be for nothing since that stupid fruit isn't worth losing my powers like that. I'll just beat him within an inch of his life and

[off]

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[on]

but whatever his stupid excuse is it isn't good enough! Nobody does something like that without my permission! And I wouldn't give permission anyway! What the hell got into him that

[off]

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[on]

kittens! And then there's the fact that he attacked ME! That stupid mage isn't-

[he stops now, and he seems to have seen the terminal. So he walks over to it as he figures out a more effective way to do this.]

FAY! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?! Get your ass over here so I can kick it into next week!

Ha! I told you I wouldn't be bested this time! Now not only am I the best Overlord in this place, but I'm the strongest now too!

But I think I'll keep working at that White Fang place. It wasn't SO bad. They'll just have to deal with my sheer awesomeness.

It's time.

Hey, Bowser, you still have something of mine.

[private to himself : difficult to hack]

Three more weeks.

[end private]

I guess the good part about all of this is that I can't lose my powers again.

( private to himself, but hackable )

Hey! If I wanted to work with you White Fang people for a while, what would I need to do?

[throughout the entire post his voice sounds pained, like he just got hurt or something]

Agh, that hurts! Damnit! How could he- That BASTARD! He won't get away with this!

Do you hear me?! I am going to hunt you down and pay you back ten fold for what you did!

Once I find out where the hell I am. I've never seen this part of the city.

Oi, you White Fang people, I need to speak to whoever is in charge. It's someone named Citrine, right? If it's not, then whoever it is better speak up quick.

((Sorry for two posts so quick, Laharl has stuff he wants to do))

Heh. I guess the emo brats around here have a few uses after all.

Now don't you guys see? I told you what we needed to do, and now everyone is coming back cured. Next time you all should listen to me a lot sooner. Ahahaha~

[private to Nataku: hackable]

Oi, find out where they're keeping that scientist. We need to pay him a visit.

[end private]

This is getting ridiculous. Vassals, check in. None of you better be infected with the crazy that's going around here. This includes you too, Newbie.

Also, these crazy people are getting really annoying, and I know they have something to do with that scientist guy, and he really pisses me off. So if you don't mind being without powers for a month, then you have permission to kill anyone who has anything to do with that scientist. Excluding other Vassals, of course: no killing among the ranks.

Okay you guys, I've got a new vassal. But I had to beat him up before he would join, so I want the rest of you to tell me if he gets out of line. Also he has this blond poof that follows him around like a lost kitten, but he's not one of us so if he starts bothering you then you can kick him out of the castle.

Okay, I'm bored, so we're going to have a training day. Anyone who wants to work out is welcome to come by, but you better be strong because you'll get your ass kicked if you're not.

Azula's gone.

[he's quiet for some time after this, then he finally makes an annoyed noise]

OF COURSE she leaves when I'm not here to keep an eye on her. When she comes back I'm going to punish her for leaving.

[he's quiet again for a while. This time it lasts longer, but then he finally speaks up one more time]

I need- no, I can take care of things on my own. I WANT more vassals.

This is so stupid-

Hey, I'm going to go check something out. Don't destroy anything of mine while I'm gone, because I WILL find out who did it and they WILL suffer for it.

((Laharl is going off to do Neffe's plot, so he'll be 'gone' until we finish that log. I imagine it will take some time, since Laharl is dumb and probably won't make it through the trials on the first try, so if it ends up taking more than a few days I'll post a hiatus notice for him until it's done.))

Heh. This Friday is going to be a good day. You better watch your backs, everyone. Friday the 13th is when the fun happens.

((OOC: Azula-mun, Elle-mun, I'm sorry for being flaky ;A; want to do a lazy-log in this post for the meeting?))

FINALLY everyone's coming back. Hey! Where did you all go? You didn't find a dimensional gate, did you?